- Is this Website for real?
Absolutely! If it weren't real would you be able to read this?
- How exactly do you "BUY" a personality?
The best place to start would be clicking on the "Buy" link on the main page, we will then send you or the person you designate a new personality. You may choose to use this as a guideline for yourself.
- This site is stupid, and you are an idiot! Why make a site like this?
It appears that you have fallen victim to a bad personality, we recommend you purchase a new one from our main page so you are able to comprehend the nature of this site.
- Can I have this personality sent directly to a friend or enemy at their home address?
Yep! You sure can, it's always fun to take an internet joke into the practical world, just be careful when sending to enemies, a customer was attacked by his new found flaming homosexual enemy because of this.
- So what you are saying is that I could end up as a flaming homosexual after my purchase?
Absolutely! You could also end up as a millionaire, serial killer, split personalities, flower child, brainy, jerk, redneck, geek, and more! The possible are endless
- Can I choose which personality I get?
Definitely NOT! If you already have something in mind, you shouldn't be here!
- What if I don't like the personality that you send me or my designated recipient?
The personality that is being replaced sucks, it is not in the right state of mind to make such complex decisions such as that.
- I lost my friend, girlfriend, wife because of your service What are you going to do about it?
That sucks, I really wish we could help but most of the time personality transformations via data sheets are irreversible, we warned you in Q&A #4
